Sunday, January 31, 2010

Public Grooming

Why do people insist on grooming themselves in the parking lot? I'm not talking about brushing your hair or touching up your make-up. I saw a woman plucking hairs from her chin and a man picking at his acne yesterday in the parking lot of Hobby Lobby. Why? Don't they know that's something to be done at home? Does the guy know he'll have tell-tale red marks on his face where he picked for everyone to see? Icky.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Anti- Monkey Butt???

My son informed me that he is chaffing and his hiney is a little irritated too. I went to the store to get some jock powder...not really knowing what I was going to buy brand wise. Imagine my surprise and VERY OUT LOUD guffaw when I saw this:

Yes, I bought it...yes, he is using it...and yes, I am still cracking up!!!