The Things Kids Say

Dane: Waving to Elijah while on the way to bed, "Bye bye."
Madeline: "Mommy, I accidentally sharted."
Sheridan: "Mommy put my bunny ears up out of the way so I don't dick around with them while I'm on the potty."
Elijah: While standing directly in front of the trash can at the park, "Mom, where do I throw this away at?"

Hmm.